Currently Listening Tonight Not Again/Live at Eagles Ballroom (CD & DVD) By Jason Mraz see related

well im back home and all i want to do just relax but...that doesnt happen in college(hollywood lies) the only time a college student truly relaxes is when their daddy is a doctor or lawyer or something and can afford for their kids to slack off. my dad is no doctor and he was raised and raised us to work...and so here i am back at my humble position as maintainance manager...basically its a nice way of saying janitor...sad right? oh well its money and boss is my dad so it cant be that bad...except throughout the office building there are on going jokes about me being a janitor...like random intercom announcements saying "josh clean up aisle 6"...yeah that is just degrading but whatever im a man i can take it...but let me tell you its not exactly the best source to resort to when one is attempting to boost his/her self-esteem...for some reason no matter how many showers i take after working at this place for less than a week i always smell like a combination of paint cheap highlighters and jet fuel...if i had my own fragrance line i would prolly get points for originality and then shot to help preserve the ozone layer...speaking of ozone layer let me tell you if you want a cheap way to get rid of a stuffed nose...clean the bathrooms after lunch in this building...man sometimes i swear that some people here have serious problems with there a gastric systems...talk about biological warfare! i walked in to clean after lunch one time and i almost passed out...it was so bad! i mean this smell would make a skunk feel embarrassed...so yesterday i placed an order off of Bin-ladens website for a gas mask....apparently hes got quite a collection. well this has been a complete waste of my time and i feel like ive decreased  4 points in my IQ which i dont have very many points to spare...in fact with this im in the negatives...anyways im leaving now to enjoy my incompentence alone.

be safe and dont do anything i would do 

let me see...its been a while since i was last sucked into this depressing state where i feel it absolutely necessary to "post" my randomness and antics on the internet for the whole world as i know it to witness. i have to say that i guess that out here in LaGrange WY there is nothing better to do except be with lydia and she is presently right next to me...so. this week like many others has been uneventful but thats ok because too much drama in a week sends me into coniption fits where i convulse and sing random verses of the Canadian national anthem. so for those of you who have come to conclusion that i am on crack due to my last couple of thoughts (if you will)...i apologize. ive recently joined a band so if any of you are interested in hearing some music/noise just let me know and ill tell you where to go...im bored  and im ADD so i have to go and do something...else. be safe and good and dont do anything i would do!!!

have you ever experienced something so perfect that you thought it wasnt real or spent the entire day wondering what was about to take place in the next couple of hours to ruin it? maybe im just paranoid or pesimistic or both....oh well anyways today was an awesome day that i know i wont forget anytime in the near future unless im freakishly mangled in an accident from which when i awaken i will remember nothing but that i hate spinach and really enjoy the new-car smell...hopefully that wont happen. today started off like any other in my college dorm...i awoke in the presence of another man which is still taking some time to get used to(i dont think i ever will) anyways the o so familiar aroma filled the air which kinda reminded me of wet dog and a really fat guy named bob's BO...it was bad...so after i sanitized my body of chemical and biological agents that infest my dorm and wiped the tears from eyes i went to breakfast/brunch.../lunch because they served subs...i know what youre thinking sounds good right? but it throws my whole day off to eat a dinner or lunch for breakfast...these things have an order for a reason...or maybe im just a communist...well i would tell you the rest but i just realized my conveying my daily events to a monitor...wierd right? so stay safe and dont be mad that my girlfriend is hotter than yours...ha ha ha!!!!! sucker!

peace

Currently Listening 2Pac - Greatest Hits By 2Pac changes see related

...well this is my first online journal thing and i have to say i used to think that these things were for people who had no grasp of reality what so ever...or have a grasp of their reality and it is so depressing that their last resort was to talk to a monitor about their issues...oh well im in college im broke and i have nothing better to do...and i was talked in to it by my boy john...what up cuz? anyways i cant believe im actually doing this...but it feels like middle school all over again...yay. enjoy the spot. get at me if you have somtin on your mind. peace